Drink with Tulleeho - With Ananth, author of Play With Me, India's first erotic novel
“Pink Lips Pink Lips” trills Yo Yo Sunny Leone, and because
we live in India, she doesn’t go on to mention which pair she’s referring to.
I’d suggested that Ananth and I meet at Cocktails and Dreams Speakeasy in
Gurgaon’s Sector 15A market, one of the few places in the greater NCR region, where
you can get great cocktails. Dot at 6 pm, Ananth walked in, in his hand, a copy
of his book “Play With Me”, recently published by Penguin Books. Ananth orders
a Dirty Martini, and I a Clover Club.
Ananth |
Cocktails and Dreams |
As we
well know in India the sexual revolution although it’s alive and kicking, is
largely behind closed doors, with popular culture of TV, Bollywood and Indian
fiction, completely passing it by. There have been a couple of volumes of short
erotic fiction I point out to Ananth, With short stories, “you’re only saddling
the horse, you’re not taking it to water”, is Ananth’s quick riposte, clearly
eager to remain secure in his position of the author of India’s first erotic
novel. And erotic it is, I can confirm.
Play with
Me checks in at a slim 246 pages, and is every man’s sodden dream. Sid is a
talented partner in Alpha, a boutique photo shop cum creative agency and into
this sea of testosterone, swims Cara, a drop dead gorgeous intern, fresh of the
boat from New York, attracted to Alpha by Sid’s work (btw, Ananth is no mean
amateur photographer himself and one wonders if there’s any self actualisation
happening here). No surprises, Sid and Cara began to get it on, in every way
possible, and then some, with the sex flying off the pages.
Our
cocktails speedily arrive. My Clover Club is lip smacking, a turn of the 19th
century (into the 20th) drink, with a pleasing mix of Gin, lemon juice,
raspberry puree and egg white. The egg white giving the drink it’s texture and
frothiness. Ananth has ordered his Dirty Martini, with vodka and after a first
sip, pronounces it as perfect.
The Clover Club |
He’s particular about his cocktails, and tells
me about the bar at the Taj Vivanta in Gurgaon, which is a favourite of his,
which gets the Espresso Martini just right. It can swing either way he tells
me, depending on the kind of coffee, the sweetness levels, etc. Ananth is also
particular about how his dark rum Mojitos are made. He also likes flavoured
Martinis, Apple Cinnamon, Espresso & Green Apple.
Play With
Me is populated with a set of sharply etched characters, from Sid to Cara, to
Aanya, Natasha and Roy. More beans I shall not spill. A few days after having
finished Play With Me, the character, which stands out the sharpest, however is
Cara, and I’m intrigued to know from Ananth that if Bollywood did come calling,
who’d be his pick from the current lot to play her.
“It’s
important to get her right”, says Ananth in between cautious sips of his
Martini, “because she’s so comfortable in her skin”, and yet “completely in
control, she’s not apologetic, she’s not guilty, she’s completely aware of the
men around her and the effect she has on them”. Nargis Fakhri is his verdict,
for as it turns out on further reading of the book, more reasons than one.
Nargis Fakhri |
I point
out to Ananth, an error I noticed in the e-book I purchased, which talked of
Cara’s breasts fitting neatly into a Champagne flute, whereas I assume he meant
a Champagne Saucer! He’s aware of the error, and indicates that it’s been
changed, but maybe it hadn’t been done yet on the e-book. Says he, “it does
look strange, we’re not in a fairy tale, that would be quite a breast, you can
suck on it if not anything else, it will be a teat, not a tit”. Rumour has it
that Marie Antoinette’s breasts (her left one if you’re curious) were used for
the first mould of the champagne saucer, so Cara is clearly in interesting
company.
Kate Moss – Got a Champagne Saucer made in the mold of her breast to celebrate 25 years in the fasion industry |
Marie Antoinette |
Sid’s favourite choice of spirit is rum, and no surprises,
so it is for Ananth also. He had his first shot of Old Monk in 1993 at the start
of his career which began with working for Landmark in Chennai. His dad and his
brother were both whisky drinkers, but he never liked the taste of whisky, he
just stuck to rum. Rum, ice and a bit of Coke, with the combination of ice and
Coke flexible. “If it’s a long evening, I’ll start with more rum, if it’s a
short evening, I’ll start with more Coke.”
Ananth prefers dark rum, “but if I’m going to have more than
one, I prefer the white, and that’s because of my constitution. 2 pegs of dark
rum play hell with my body when I get up in the morning v/s the white.” Old
Monk and Old Cask are both favourite rums of his, and so are Bacardi and
Captain Morgan. He also likes Gosling and Sailor Jerry, from the UK, and of
course, Ron Zacapa. I recommend to him a
great rum bar in Notting Hill called Trailer Happiness, and Ananth promises to
look out for it on his upcoming trip to London.
Trailer Happiness |
Ananth claims not to have any favourite bars, he’s more a
restaurant guy, food and alcohol in that order, with Conversation completing
the sandwich. He does have a preference, however for bars which are really high
up, and comments favourably on a bar on the 32nd floor in Tokyo, from where you
can see the whole city. The thing about a lot of bars in London and New York
(and also in Cocktails & Dreams) is that the music doesn’t intrude, “you
can’t even talk to each other, I’m not a fan of places which are loud for the
sake of being loud.”
How about making out in bars?, I ask him, maybe it can be a
plot line for his next book. Says Ananth, with the off the cuff humour which
has come to characterise our chat, “It can be wet and wild. Maybe we could call
it the Extra Large Club”.
Play with me, also features an ad agency head honcho called
Chandramukhi Chaurasia, who Ananth claims is entirely a figment of his
imagination, she’s pictured as moving through a party, trailed by a flunky
holding her glass (with a 12yo Macallan Single Malt Whisky). Says Ananth, “when I thought about someone who works in an
ad agency I thought about what he / she might drink, and I felt as the
chairperson (fictional) of JWT, she couldn’t be seen asking for a dark rum. My
brother likes the Macallan 12yo, so I chose that for her”.
I asked Ananth if he’d been inspired by someone he’d come
across to write the above scene, and he commented he’d never seen anyone like
her. Once at a party, however Ananth politely enquired from a mini celeb, if
she’d like a refill for her drink, and she replied, “sure, but not in the same
glass please”, a reply which left Ananth gobsmacked, considering he didn’t even
know the lady in question. Says he, “you remember these things, and whether you
write or not, you remember them.. when people say writing is a solitary sport,
at least it’s not for me, it’s not like I went away and sat in a room, you do
have to write alone, but the moment I decided to take on this assignment to
write, I started becoming more and more aware in a lot of ways, of what people
do, of what people say, of what they mean, because ultimately you’re writing
about people, there is no greater plot, I’m not writing Star Wars, so I started
noticing many things slowly.“
Play with Me’s first print run of 7000 copies has all been
shipped out, and it’s success is no surprise, for it’s set in a very new India,
brash, confident, brand conscious, sexually aware, and with very little
inhibitions to get what they want. A milieu, which speaks to the thousands of
twenty and thirty somethings around us, and makes me wish I were born 10 years
earlier than I was. As Ananth says, “it’s a story about pleasure, what pleasure
can do to love and what love can do to pleasure”. Although I know it’s hard to
get past the sex, it’s made me look at the youth I see around me in a new
light, as I see little reason as to why characters like Sid, Cara and Natasha
are not just flights of fantasy, but probably Rahul, Smita and Noelie in your
workplace.
If you think Ananth’s shot his bolt, you’re mistaken. Book #
2 of what promises to be India’s own 50 shades, is already being plotted.
Called Think With Me, Ananth wants to raise the bar on sensuality, and that’s
going to get me for one, clicking on Buy.